The current state of observability in the tech industry is marked by mass confusion - from what a trace is to the differences between logs, metrics, and traces. Open Telemetry, despite its power, contributes to this confusion by making complex distinctions between the three pillars of observability. In contrast, systems like Scuba offer a simpler, more intuitive approach with Wide Events, allowing for easy exploration and deep analysis without the need for a complex glossary of terms.